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Hollywood What If Chapter 38
The month of November had very strong movies. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls was released on November 10th. The movie starred the great actor Jim Carrey. In the 90's, Jim Carrey has a very strong box office appeal. Most of his movies have grossed over 100 million at the North Ameri box offibsp;
Another movie released on November 17th was 007 Goldeneye. James Bond has been iers for decades. He has a strong influe only in North America but iionally as well. The current actor who had the banner of James Bond ierce Brosnan.
Then, on November 22, the very first puter-animated movie was released. Toy Story ged the animation industry and caused a rapid evolution. Because of its success, Pixar has bee one of the most respected animation panies in Hollywood.
These three movies were well received this month.
But no one expected a 500,000 dark horse to win at the box offibsp;
"106 million!"
Robert Shaye smmed the neer down oable.
"Napoleon Dynamite was only iers for over 80 days, and it made 106 million!"
Robert Shaye had an ugly face as he read the information about Napoleon Dynamite. For a movie with a small budget, that amount was so damn big!
He adjusted his tie to get some air. For some reason, he felt bad.
In his opinion, this movie should have been released by New Line ema. He closed his eyes and ched his teeth.
"..."
He pressed the button on his phone and asked Manager t to e into his offibsp;
Three months had passed sihe release of Se7en. It was December 8, 1995.
Se7en had grossed 129.60 million at the North Ameri box office. It had already crossed the 100 million mark. In addition, the movie was released overseas and had a stroion.
Its first month overseas was 81.22 million!
This meant that the current worldwide box office for Se7en was 210.82 million! That was a lot of money for a movie with a budget of 35 million.
Robert actually grinned when he saw the numbers go up. However, he felt bitter when he realized that Napoleon Dynamite also had steadily rising numbers.
If he had known that this movie had a stroion, he should have fought for its distribution. Unfortunately, he thought Kazir's direg skills were mediocre pared to his writing talent.
He was dead wrong. Napoleon Dynamite was still digging for mold!
"Sir..."
t ehe office with a nervous look on his face. He already had an idea why Robert Shaye was looking for him. It had to do with Napoleon Dynamite.
t was the manager who had seen Napoleon Dynamite. He offered Kazir 2.3 million for a plete cht buyout of the movie.
Unfortunately, Kazir decided to work with Fox Searchlight Pictures for a better deal.
"t, looks like you know why you're here."
Robert Shaye was clearly angry. He gred at the poor manager. In his opinion, t was an inpetent manager and had failed to buy Napoleon Dynamite.
"I'm sorry, sir," t bowed his head with no choibsp;
He had no choice but to accept the abuse.
"Useless! Do you know how much damage it does to the pany?!"
Robert Shaye roared. Maybe he called t just to bme him. He tio curse and yell at the manager.
Whe left the office, he was bitter and pale. These were the usual ses in corporate workpces.
The little people were bmed, while those in positions were free to live their lives.
"Did I make a mistake?"
Like Robert Shaye, Warner Bros' CEO Terry Semel frowned as he looked at the statistics.
Napoleon Dynamite had only been iers for two months, and it was still going strong. Especially now, with the Christmas holidays approag. Families usually chose edies awarming movies.
Napoleon Dynamite was rated PG-13, so families could watch it without a problem.
Terry Semel rubbed his forehead.
Warner Bros' biggest iment this year was Batman Forever. It cost 100 million to make. It was released in June.
Warner Bros thought this movie would be successful. However, its worldwide box office was 336 million in December.
It may look big, but the produ cost of 100 million was also big. Added the fact that the publicity was around 100 million too. The result of Batman Forever was mediocre in their opinion.
At least Napoleon Dynamite did much better than Batman Forever in its first 80+ days.
Suddenly, his secretary told him that producer Enrico Pusi had arrived.
"Let him in."
Enritered the office. Like Terry Semel, Enrico Pusi was bitter. They got the script for Napoleon Dynamite just like they got the script for Se7en. But they ignored both scripts. Now, both movies had grossed more than 100 million each at the North Ameri box offibsp;
"Sir, I'm here about Napoleon Dynamite."
"Go ahead."
But unlike Robert Shaye, who was grumbling, Terry and Enrico were much better.
At least they have a ce to get the overseas and video distributihts to Napoleon Dynamite.
"I heard that Kazir Grey is currently writing two scripts. The first was an inal spy, it's also a edy, but I didn't have enough information. The sed is a sequel to Napoleon Dynamite. Kazir Grey has hired writers to help him write the sequel to Napoleon Dynamite."
Sequel!
Terry Semel's eyes lit up when he heard this. Clearly, Napoleon Dynamite had a ake more money!
"You did a good job, Enrico."
"Thank you, sir."
Enrico got in touch with Salvatore Barlowe, Kazir's agent. He found out that Kazir was currently writing two spys.
Losing Napoleon Dynamite was humiliating enough.
"If his script is promising, I want you to get in touch with him. As for overseas distribution, video distribution, and the sequel, I want them all."
His face was serious. Fox Searchlight Pictures got the first cut of the pie, then Warner Bros would fight for the bigger share.
Everyone khat the movie panies' main revenue came from the sale of videotapes.
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