Hollywood What If Chapter 59

  The day arrived and Mike Tyson showed up with his ente. They were a bunenag looking guys. Tall, with guns, and their way of talking was unique.

  "Mr. Tyson. o meet you."

  Kazir was the first to greet the legendary boxer. Mike Tyson looked at him with a smile and nodded.

  "o meet you too, director."

  '... If I'm going to be ho, he spoke the "it's" "it'th."'

  That was Kazir's first impression of him. Of course, he would alk to Mike Tyson about his mispronunciation. He didn't want to get punched.

  "Mr. Tyson, do you want to do the tiger se first or your se first?"

  "Let's do the tiger se. I want to know my pet's ag skills."

  "All right."

  Since Mike Tyson was the owner of the tiger they hired, they have to respect his opinion.

  "Crew, prepare the se with the tiger. Jane, make the actors look like they are waking up from a hangover."

  Jane became the head of the makeup team. Of course, her sary went up, too. Everyone's sary on the crew was uhe budget of The Hangover.

  In fact, the sary of the entire crew was minuscule pared to the other expenses. Not even 10% of the budget.

  In a way, the biggest enemies of movie panies are the huge saries of the cast. Especially when they hire superstars to star in the movie. Well, money is not a problem as long as the videotape market is doing well.

  'Speaking of videotapes... Where did I put that videotape? Nah, it's useless anyway.'

  He received a package st year reted to his divorce case, but it was too te to use it.

  "Put the camera over there."

  "Aight."

  Kazir watched the preparations. Harold, the head of the props team, making sure the whole suite looked like a mess. As if there had been a huge alcohol overdose in the pbsp;

  As for Renner, he was adjusting camera angles and lighting. Helping him was Fremont.

  Kazir nodded as he watched the preparations.

  'The real heroes behind your favorite movies are the crew members. They spent their time creating the best ses and the best look for the audience.'

  That's why everyone on the crew would have their names in the credits. Everyone appreciates their hard work.

  When a movie was successful and made a lot of mo the box office, the crew members would receive bohey would also have a celebration party.

  "Is everything ready?"

  Kazir raised his void looked around. Everyone sighat they were ready.

  Eveors were "groggy" on the floor.

  Kazir o Fremont.

  "Lights, Camera, A!"

  -----

  After Jade (Reese Witherspooheir hotel suite, the three protagonists were drunk and 'dead' on the floor.

  An (Jack Bck) weakly got up to go to the bathroom. He walked and dodged the ducks. The ducks flew around and nearly tripped him.

  He reached the bathroom and started to pee.

  While peeing, An heard a tiger growling behind him. He thoughtlessly turned around and found a tiger growling at him.

  He didn't think mud tinued peeing. But a few seds ter, Am panicked!

  He ran away and kicked Phil's balls!

  "Augh!"

  "Gah!"

  They roll to the floor. With Phil (Bradley Cooper) in pain and An in fear.

  "God damn! You put some pants on!"

  "Don't go to the bathroom!"

  An shouted.

  "An, just calm down."

  "Phil, there's a tiger ihroom!"

  "What's going on?"

  Stu (Ed Helms) looked at them in fusion. He had a hangover.

  Everyone had a heavy hangover.

  "There's a ju ihroom!"

  "Okay, okay, okay," Phil stood up. "I'll check it out."

  He opehe door and the tiger roared at him. Phil immediately shut the door.

  "Woah! Fuck! He's not kidding, there's a tiger in there."

  "No, there isn't," Stu replied weakly.

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  "Cut! This is good. Ready for the se!"

  After three takes, Kazir was satisfied with their performanbsp;

  The se was about An (Jack Bck) getting punched by the champion.

  "He's not really going to punch me, is he?"

  Jack Bervously approached Kazir.

  "Don't worry... You'll have to stay in the hospital after this."

  "You got to be kidding me!"

  "No, I'm just kidding," Kazir shrugged.

  "Of course he won't hit you. We still need you to shoot a lot of ses. Remember, we need more than a month to shoot all the ses.

  "What does that mean?"

  "Nothing. Anyway, just hang in there."

  "What? Director? Director! Don't let me down! Director!"

  Kazir checked the shots to make sure he hadn't fotten anything. The shots looked promising a well.

  'There's a movie that starred Jack Bck, it's called Nacho Libre. It was said that Jack Bck almost lost his eye because of a stunt...'

  Some people said it ublicity stunt to draw in the audience, and some people said it was real.

  'Well, Jack Bck said it was real, so maybe it is.'

  As a director, Kazir knew whether this information was real or not.

  'Ohing is for sure. A sane director will never have an actor do a dangerous stunt. Everything will be done by a body double. Even the insuranpany will never agree to such a decision.'

  If an actor was really ihe insuranpany would have to pay so much money.

  Just like now...

  "Um, Directrey. I just heard that Jack Bck is going to get punched by Mike Tyson. I think he needs a body double for that."

  "..."

  Kazir looked at the Merrill Lynch representative.

  "I mean, we all know that Mike Tyson is a strong boxer. If an act happens and Jack Bck is ihe shoot will be postponed and we will waste money and time."

  "Saul, don't worry. I will never let that happen. But I will not use a body double either. I just have to trust Mike Tyson."

  "But are you really sure?"

  "Saul. I think Mike Tyson will never hit Jack Bck."

  He looked at him seriously. Kazir wao see as much real emotion as possible, so it was better to use Jack Bck for the se.

  Besides, Kazir didn't like it when someoried to stop him from doing what he wanted.

  Total authority. As long as the filming was going on, Kazir wanted plete authority over the projebsp;

  "... Okay."

  Saul stepped bad decided to trust him.

  Naturally, the se began after the makeup artists had finished adjusting the looks of the three protagonists.

  Jack Bck was scared the whole time, and that was what Kazir needed.

  Luckily, the heavyweight champ knew how to trol his pund Jack Bck was not hurt. But it was still scary.

  [Author's Note: I'm bored so I want to share my top 5 ued manga. What do you think of my list?]

  1. Usogui

  2. Pandora's Heart

  3. Ali Bordernd

  4. Oyasumi Punpun

  5. World Embryo